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An Interview With The Head of The FTC About Dog Food From China

We journeyed to Washington D.C. recently to meet with Patricia F. Bak, the Acting Director of the Federal Trade Commission.  Our query to her was simple and direct. “With all of the complaints about deaths and illnesses due to dog foods and treats manufactured in China, why doesn’t the FTC intervene?” Ms. Bak’s answer was…

Twilight Star Tragedy: Ashley Greens’s Dog Dies In Fire

Tragedy has struck: Twilight Star Tragedy: Ashley Greens’s Dog Dies In Fire. Ashley is heartbroken. The Twilight star had two fox terriers, Marlo and Theo.  She was attached to her dogs and is said to be broken by the tragedy.   Twilight Star Tragedy: Ashley Greens’s Dog Dies In Fire A candle set fire to the…

10 Reasons To Replace TSA Agents With Dogs

Hey it’s Ralph. Today I’ve decided to give you the top 10 Reasons we should replace TSA agents at airports with dogs. Reason Number Ten: People would look forward to getting searched at the airport because they get to play with the dogs. Reason Number Nine: We make people feel better. TSA agents cause trauma….

The Dog Parent’s Pledge

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Pet Parents! Ralph here. I need a favor. Are you a good pet parent? Sign the pledge that proves it. It’s not hard to be a good dog parent. We don’t ask for much. Well, unless you’re eating a particularly tasty treat, then we may beg a little… But, like I was saying, being a…

Curse You Westminster!

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Once again, I have to report I did not take best in show at the Westminster Kennel Club show. Honors went to Banana Joe. Now I have nothing against Banana Joe. I even like Bananas. But I’m not a pure-bred so I can’t compete. I’m just a dog dog, mixed-breed, mutt. And there’s no category…

Four Legged New Years Resolutions

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Hey everyone, it’s Ralph and I’m getting ready for New Years. Happy 14,091 (that’s 2013 in Dog Years). Everyone is making New Year’s Resolutions and I thought I add my own to the mix. So here we go: 1. I resolve to resist the temptation to stop snacking.  I know there is a lot of…

Top 5 Things to do After the End of the World

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I’ve gotta tell you guys, I’m a little excited for the “end of the world.” Of course I’ll miss my human. I do love belly rubs. And food. Oh, the sound of my food going into the bowl, the smell of deliciousness floating through the air and into my nose, the drool building up on…

Stop Killing Snoopy – The Slaughter of Beagles in America

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I’m sick. No, it’s not what you think – I’m fine. I didn’t eat anything bad over Thanksgiving. I’m sick because one of our readers told me about a company she accidentally found on the internet. A company that is selling beagles and beagle parts for research. Think of Snoopy? The dog everyone loved from…

From the Desk of Ralph: A Major Announcement to Donald Trump

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Dear Mr. Trump, My name’s Ralph. I’m a mutt. Some people think that makes me less of a dog, but I say, when they made me, they took the best parts of a bunch of different dogs and made one really great one. I’m not a big guy, but I think they gave me the…

What Do I Do If My Dog’s Food Is Recalled?

Oh no! You just read in the Dogington Post that your dog’s food was recalled and you don’t know what to do. Here’s a simple guide: What Do You Do If Your Dog’s Food Is Recalled? First, my recommendation is you put the bag of dog food aside and don’t feed it to your dog…

Is It PetSmart or Pet Stupid?

Ever since I was a puppy, I loved to visit PetSmart. It’s like Toys R Us for dogs. You get to see all the latest toys and when you walk in the food aisle, it sure makes my mouth water. The people in Pet Smart love all kinds of critters and sometimes…their love for dogs…

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