RALPH Speaks

My Dreams About Mitt Romney

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Did you ever wonder what dogs dream about?

Sometimes you can see our feet move during sleep.

It means we are dreaming about running outside or playing our favorite games.

Sometimes we dream about eating our favorite food or licking our dog parent’s face.

But recently, I’ve been having a dream about driving a car.

In the dream I’m driving to Canada and in a crate on the roof is Mitt Romney.

He gets so scared being in the crate that he makes all over himself.

I pull over to the side of the road and hose him down.

Then I put him back in the crate and continue driving.

When we get to Canada, I let him out of the crate and he runs away.

In care you’re wondering, the story I told is the mirror of what really happened.

Mitt Romney tied his beautiful Irish Setter to the roof of his care for a ten hour trip to Canada.

Seamus was so terrified on the roof that he defecated all over himself.

Mitt took Seamus out of the crate and hosed him down.

And then, without any care or consideration in the world, stuck him back in the crate on the roof of the car.

When the Romney family got to Canada, Seamus ran away.

Hopefully he found more loving dog parents.

Back to my dream, Mitt is on the roof of my car and I’m driving.

And he ain’t ever coming down.

Seamus says “hi” Mitt.

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