Posts By Ralph
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RALPH Speaks
Why Does He Think I Pooped In the Hall?
My dog parent is psychic. He came up to me yesterday morning and asked, “Ralph, who pooped in the hall?” Did he...
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Help! I Need A Vet
Hey it’s Ralph and today I need your help. I need a really good vet. I’m fine – thanks for asking. My...
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Dog Shaming Is Dog Abuse
There’s a new fad on the Internet these days. It’s called dog shaming. The rules for dog shaming are easy. 1. Take...
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Stop The Killing of Our Dogs! Urgent.
Our dogs are in danger. Big business cares only about profits. We care about our dog’s lives. Please watch this video and...
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Have You Ever Considered Raw Dog Food?
You don’t normally associate mutts with gourmet dog food. But my dog parent met Marie at the recent dog expo and she...
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Even Old Dogs Think Puppies Are Cute!
Share this picture with your friends!
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It Was Only A Dog
Tyler Burdhimo is a fine young man. Just ask his parents. He’s going to graduate High School in a few weeks. If...
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Why Is Diamond Pet Foods Producing Dangerous Pet Foods?
You’ve probably never heard of Diamond Pet Foods. But they’re negligence is endangering the lives of dogs all over the world. They...
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I Challenge Ted Nugent To A Duel
The things people say about dogs and puppies these days is disgusting. I was never a big fan of Ted Nugent the...
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The Problem Being The Coolest Dog on the Internet
I’m confused and I need your help. Lots and lots of folks know me as The Coolest Dog on the Internet. And...
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When Feeding Dogs Becomes Killing Dogs
I love going into Pet Stores. I love the smells. I love that I can come in the store. I love that...
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Give Me The Paw
I don’t understand humans. I mean like at ALL. After I was with my dog parent a few weeks. I needed to...
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Do Dogs Think With Their Belly?
I’ve never been so insulted in all my life. Someone said I think with my belly. They accused my dog parent of...
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Doggone it! And Other dog expressions
I’m offended. Every day I hear another one. I’m as sick as a dog. Dogs of war. Doggone it! She looks like...
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Put Ann Romney on the Roof
This isn’t about politics. Dogs don’t vote – although we’d be in better shape than we currently are. Ann and Mitt Romney...
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Dog Leads Team to the Stanley Cup
It’s gonna happen. Maybe this year. My team is going to the Stanley Cup. It’s that time of year in the NHL...
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The Yankees Need Me!
The phone rang yesterday. It was Joe Giradi manager of the New York Yankees. “Ralph!” he yelled into the phone. “We need...
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Dog Saves Puppy From Drowning (Owner Needs Brain)
I love hero dogs. I love videos of hero dogs. But sometimes, peoples’ brains take a holiday. Ya’ think I’m kidding? Check...
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The Dog That Ate The Easter Bunny
Have you met Dexter yet? He’s the singing dog on YouTube. But today Dexter has a confession to make. He ate the...
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People Should Be More Like Dogs!
There’s one thing we dogs don’t get about humans. You’re always arguing with one another! You don’t like one another. You don’t...
