Posts By Ralph
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How To Stop Smelly Dog Farts
It’s no secret. Dogs fart. We fart when you change our diet. We fart when something upsets our system. People fart all...
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How Dogs Choose A Mate?
There are books on top of books offering advice on flirting, dating, and marriage. There are experts who offer counseling services for...
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A Plea To All Dog Lovers
I don’t understand humans some times. You’re always on the phone. What could be so important? You wake up and grab your...
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Dogs Show Their Love To Soldiers
You guys know dogs are not the inhibited types. We show our emotions openly. If someone we love passes away, we mourn...
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Where’s The Easter Dog?
Did dogs get passed over? Easter is coming up and everyone is talking about the Easter Bunny. In the stores people are...
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Sometimes Dogs Cry Too
Today is a sad day for dogs. Baxter the Australian Shepherd died today after putting up a fierce struggle. Baxter lived in...
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Dogs Want To Love You
We can’t help ourselves. We aren’t in the wild anymore. If you dropped us in the wild, we probably wouldn’t make it....
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Dogs Love The Springtime
It’s no wonder National Puppy Day comes around the first day of Spring. There’s so much to celebrate! There are new smells...
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Kiss A Puppy Today
Hey it’s Ralph and I’m going out and giving kisses and licks to every puppy I meet. It’s because it’s National Puppy...
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5.1K3RALPH SpeaksWhy Dogs Tear Up Tissues
Hey it’s Ralph and today my dog parent came in to the bathroom and found a mess. Now I know my rights...
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The Dog’s Secret Prayer
I’m not sure if you know this but most dogs pray every night before we go to sleep. I bet you’re probably...
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The Art of Sleeping
I think Carly Simon was thinking about me when she sang the words, “Nobody Does It Better.” You see, I have elevated...
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This Means War!
To you it may be a game. To us it’s real. And every time we go out on the field of battle,...
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Introducing The dPad
In case you didn’t know it, Apple just introduced the new dPad. So mine arrived on Friday and I want you to...
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Why I’m Running For Congress
The dog house has been incredibly active lately since I’ve declared by run for Congress. It’s gotten some people to smile and...
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Ralph’s New Religion: Dogism
People often ask me, “What Do Dogs Believe?” The answer is very simple. Our religion is dogism. We believe in love. We...
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Dogs Don’t Fetch Newspapers Anymore
As we move into the computer age it’s about time someone told you the truth. Dogs don’t fetch newspapers anymore. The newsprint...
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3.0KCelebrity PetsAubrey O’Day’s Dogs Rub Their Butts on Restaurant Tables
Aubrey O’Day – a star on the Celebrity Apprentice – took her dogs to lunch at an LA Restaurant. But to the...
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Hitting the Beach At Spring Break
It’s my favorite time of year – Spring Break. It’s when I put on my jammies, grab my surf board, and flex...
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The Best Dog Treat In The World
People say I’m cynical. People say I’m snarky. But I just call it as I see it. And today, I see it...
