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The President’s “First Dog” Bo Obama, a Portuguese Water Dog, has been accused of desecrating the Oval Office. According to White House insiders, last week President Obama was meeting with members of his cabinet to discuss extending the deadline for healthcare enrollment (again), when the dog became “anxious and excited” and then lifted his leg to relieve himself on the corner of the historic Resolute desk.
The President’s Desk has been a fixture in the Oval Office since 1879, and has been used by almost every President since then. Although many dogs have spent time among the halls of the White House and slept at their President’s feet by that very desk, none before Bo have ever tried to urinate on it.
An intern who works in the West Wing told The Dogington Post, “People were running around like crazy, looking for mops and paper towels and cleaning supplies. It was mayhem!” Secretary of State, John Kerry was seen grabbing handfuls of napkins from the White House kitchen.
Representatives from the GOP called for immediate impeachment of the First Dog, claiming that urinating in the sacred office is an act of treason.
The First Dog is no stranger to controversy. You may remember a couple of years ago when he knocked a toddler to the floor during a White House Christmas event. However, his most recent display was enough to send his opponents into a frenzy.
Outspoken radio personality Rush Limbaugh called Bo “a disgrace, just like his human.”
While the case against Bo is under review, the Obama’s younger dog, Sunny, also a Portuguese Water Dog will take over the role as the White House’s First Dog.
The Dogington Post is serious about dogs, but we like to have a little fun, too! This article has been fabricated by the editors of this site. Happy April Fool’s Day!
Jockopfw
Apr 3, 2014 at 10:29 pm
Makes sense ….his owner has pissed all over the country.
Donna Wiant
Apr 2, 2014 at 4:22 pm
Ok. You got me good.
susan walker
Apr 1, 2014 at 10:10 pm
since this was written on 4/1 must be an april fools joke! Hope so anyway
maria luisa redona
Apr 1, 2014 at 9:03 pm
I AM SO SURE HE IS TAKING CARE SO WELL !! THERES SOMEONE IN THE WHTEHOUSE TO LOOK AFTER THEM THAT THEY DONT JUST LOOF AROUND THE PLACE !!
THIS IS JUST A JOKE ! !! ITS THEIR CARETAKER RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEIR TRAINING !!
ITS NOT BOS OBAMA FAULT !
I HOPE ITS JUST AN APRILS FOOLS JOKE !!
Crystal Gray
Apr 1, 2014 at 7:55 pm
If you read at the paragraph below the article you will see they have put
“The Dogington Post is serious about dogs, but we like to have a little fun, too! This article has been fabricated by the editors of this site. Happy April Fool’s Day!”
So this is an April Fool’s joke.
SHARON MARQUEZ
Apr 1, 2014 at 7:53 pm
This has got to be a joke! This action goes hand in hand with being a dog owner, especially with a male dog. Male dogs like to hike their leg and pee on things. It’s their way of marking what they believe to be their territory. If the desk is so valuable, he should not have been allowed to go into that room, and someone should be available to let him out when he gives the clue that he want to pee. Just clean up the desk leg and the floor and be more watchful of Bo next time. He’s a cute boy, and he doesn’t deserve to be extricated from the White House.
Jean
Apr 1, 2014 at 7:51 pm
I actually think it is quite funny — imagine there are many who would enjoy doing the same!!!
bess moore
Apr 1, 2014 at 7:36 pm
Oh for chrissakes people!! It’s just pee! Get a grip!!! Get excited about something real!! War! Taxes! SS!!! Election!! Voting!!
pam
Apr 1, 2014 at 7:18 pm
not the dogs fault
Rita
Apr 1, 2014 at 7:30 pm
I absolutely agree! His humans are responsible!
Joyce
Apr 1, 2014 at 7:40 pm
And you have no sense of humor!! Must be a T-bagger. Has it occurred to you that this might be one of the myriad (read many) April Fools jokes going around.