RALPH Speaks

Don’t Quibble About Kibble?

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If my feet could reach the pedals of the car, I would drive to the grocery store myself and buy my own food.

Because the stuff most dog parents feed their dogs – well, it smells pretty bad.

The dry dog food that comes in large bags smells “uggh” and tastes worse.

And even if you serve it to me in a fancy Martha Stewart bowl, it still tastes bad.

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Don’t Quibble About Kibble

Let me ask you a question. Have you ever tried to taste this crap?

Oh yeah, sometimes you’ll mix it with water.

Now it tastes like crap with water.

They don’t feed this stuff to prisoners. If they did, the prisoners would go on strike.

But you’re my parent and feed it to me every day.

You put it in my bowl and walk away.

And then you get upset when I don’t eat it.

Hey. Let’s make a deal.

Get your kids down to the table and give them all a big bowl of kibble.

Yum Yum Yum?

Why are you treating me any different?

I’ll take my steak on the bone medium rare please.

(Gee, I hope my dog parent falls for this one.)

4 Comments

4 Comments

  1. Avatar Of Michael J Considine Jr

    Michael J Considine Jr

    Mar 1, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    This is too funny, I have a nine year old Beagle named Copper doing his “Time to eat dance” right this very moment.. we have been feeding him homemade for around 3 years now, starting back when he started to have seizures. He has been seizure free now for two years next month (knock on wood) and even though I can’t say for sure it’s the dog food, I know his overall health is better, and his weight is now perfect where he was over weight before we switched.

    I have put so much time and research into dog health issues, and food in general that I think someone should give me an honorary Vet degree… on 2nd thought most Vets don’t have the time that I have into learning nutritional facts about dog foods 🙂

    Mike

  2. Avatar Of Kristi

    Kristi

    Mar 1, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    Sorry Ralph, I just make the good stuff for my dogs. The rest of the family get hot dogs!!lol

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    Ralph

    Mar 1, 2012 at 9:50 am

    Kristi!

    What time is dinner?

    Yum Yum!

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    Kristi

    Mar 1, 2012 at 8:34 am

    I couldn’t agree with you more!! My dogs get hamberger with eggs and green beans and beets mixed in every day. They LOVE it!! Gotta have your veggies!!!

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