RALPH Speaks
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Why Would Anyone Feed Their Dog A Penis?
Not to be believed. I trusted you. You’re my parent right? I barely remember my dog mommy. She taught me lessons that...
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From My Heart To Yours – A Dog’s Love Never Ends
If you agree, click the like button right on this page.
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The True Dog Parent Test
Every one “claims” to love their dog but only a few dog parents really do. So I’ve devised a little test to...
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Dog Dictionary: Learn To Speak Dog
I’ve decided how to teach you to speak dog. You say a word or a phrase in English. I’ll explain how we...
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Would You Save The Dog? A Moral Question
Hey everyone, Ralph here and I need your help.I saw this question on Facebook in a discussionon morality. I wanted to see...
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My Secret Identity Spiderdog
You may know me as Ralph – The Coolest Dog on the Internet. But when the lights go out, I transform. And...
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KateMoss
Super Model Kate Moss is frustrated. Life is out of control for the supermodel. Her dog Archie pees on the furniture. And...
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Say It Ain’t So Hermione? Emma Watson Denies Animal Cruelty
Is it okay if you hurt a dog for a good cause? Super star celebrity Emma Watson was spotted on a London...
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Saving the 100,000 Stray Dogs of Puerto Rico
Cesar Millan wants to save the 100,000 Strays in Puerto Rico. Now there’s a man I’d like to lick!
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Who I’m Voting For in the Presidential Election
The other day, my dog parent was resting and I wasn’t doing much. Unless you count chewing on his sandal as doing...
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Why Does He Think I Pooped In the Hall?
My dog parent is psychic. He came up to me yesterday morning and asked, “Ralph, who pooped in the hall?” Did he...
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Help! I Need A Vet
Hey it’s Ralph and today I need your help. I need a really good vet. I’m fine – thanks for asking. My...
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Dog Shaming Is Dog Abuse
There’s a new fad on the Internet these days. It’s called dog shaming. The rules for dog shaming are easy. 1. Take...
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Stop The Killing of Our Dogs! Urgent.
Our dogs are in danger. Big business cares only about profits. We care about our dog’s lives. Please watch this video and...
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Have You Ever Considered Raw Dog Food?
You don’t normally associate mutts with gourmet dog food. But my dog parent met Marie at the recent dog expo and she...
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Even Old Dogs Think Puppies Are Cute!
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It Was Only A Dog
Tyler Burdhimo is a fine young man. Just ask his parents. He’s going to graduate High School in a few weeks. If...
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Why Is Diamond Pet Foods Producing Dangerous Pet Foods?
You’ve probably never heard of Diamond Pet Foods. But they’re negligence is endangering the lives of dogs all over the world. They...
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I Challenge Ted Nugent To A Duel
The things people say about dogs and puppies these days is disgusting. I was never a big fan of Ted Nugent the...
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The Problem Being The Coolest Dog on the Internet
I’m confused and I need your help. Lots and lots of folks know me as The Coolest Dog on the Internet. And...
