RALPH Speaks
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When Feeding Dogs Becomes Killing Dogs
I love going into Pet Stores. I love the smells. I love that I can come in the store. I love that...
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Give Me The Paw
I don’t understand humans. I mean like at ALL. After I was with my dog parent a few weeks. I needed to...
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Do Dogs Think With Their Belly?
I’ve never been so insulted in all my life. Someone said I think with my belly. They accused my dog parent of...
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Doggone it! And Other dog expressions
I’m offended. Every day I hear another one. I’m as sick as a dog. Dogs of war. Doggone it! She looks like...
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Put Ann Romney on the Roof
This isn’t about politics. Dogs don’t vote – although we’d be in better shape than we currently are. Ann and Mitt Romney...
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Dog Leads Team to the Stanley Cup
It’s gonna happen. Maybe this year. My team is going to the Stanley Cup. It’s that time of year in the NHL...
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The Yankees Need Me!
The phone rang yesterday. It was Joe Giradi manager of the New York Yankees. “Ralph!” he yelled into the phone. “We need...
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Dog Saves Puppy From Drowning (Owner Needs Brain)
I love hero dogs. I love videos of hero dogs. But sometimes, peoples’ brains take a holiday. Ya’ think I’m kidding? Check...
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The Dog That Ate The Easter Bunny
Have you met Dexter yet? He’s the singing dog on YouTube. But today Dexter has a confession to make. He ate the...
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People Should Be More Like Dogs!
There’s one thing we dogs don’t get about humans. You’re always arguing with one another! You don’t like one another. You don’t...
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How To Stop Smelly Dog Farts
It’s no secret. Dogs fart. We fart when you change our diet. We fart when something upsets our system. People fart all...
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How Dogs Choose A Mate?
There are books on top of books offering advice on flirting, dating, and marriage. There are experts who offer counseling services for...
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A Plea To All Dog Lovers
I don’t understand humans some times. You’re always on the phone. What could be so important? You wake up and grab your...
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Dogs Show Their Love To Soldiers
You guys know dogs are not the inhibited types. We show our emotions openly. If someone we love passes away, we mourn...
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Where’s The Easter Dog?
Did dogs get passed over? Easter is coming up and everyone is talking about the Easter Bunny. In the stores people are...
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Sometimes Dogs Cry Too
Today is a sad day for dogs. Baxter the Australian Shepherd died today after putting up a fierce struggle. Baxter lived in...
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Dogs Want To Love You
We can’t help ourselves. We aren’t in the wild anymore. If you dropped us in the wild, we probably wouldn’t make it....
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Dogs Love The Springtime
It’s no wonder National Puppy Day comes around the first day of Spring. There’s so much to celebrate! There are new smells...
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Kiss A Puppy Today
Hey it’s Ralph and I’m going out and giving kisses and licks to every puppy I meet. It’s because it’s National Puppy...
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5.1K3Why Dogs Tear Up Tissues
Hey it’s Ralph and today my dog parent came in to the bathroom and found a mess. Now I know my rights...
