RALPH Speaks
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Uggie Wins An Oscar: Priceless Photo
I’m really proud of Uggie. He was the real star of the movie The Artist. Not only did he steal the scenes...
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Ralphsanity?
Hey everyone, it’s Ralph reporting in from Orlando, Florida. It’s the NBA all star game and I’ve been hanging out with my...
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Adults Only: I Need A Dogasm!
I need a dogasm. I haven’t had one since yesterday and frankly, it’s not enough. My dog parent is sleeping now and...
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Why Are You Looking At Me?
I tell you dogs get no respect. Mutts get even less respect. Everyone was sitting around watching the hockey game and suddenly…...
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All Aboard Dog Force One!
Did you ever wonder what would happen if overnight the Obama’s dog Bo and I changed places? The first thing they’d have...
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A Piece of Cheese Goes A Long Way
My taste is eclectic. I turn my head at peanut butter. You can keep your quinoa cookies. But open the refrigerator door...
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How Come Humans Shake Hands?
I do not understand humans at all. They pride themselves on knowledge. While we dogs howl at the moon, they go to...
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My Dreams About Mitt Romney
Did you ever wonder what dogs dream about? Sometimes you can see our feet move during sleep. It means we are dreaming...
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Dog Farts? It’s Your Fault!
It happens every time I settle down for a nap. Comfortable quiet spot – check. Favorite soft toy nearby – check. Kinda...
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Sing a Last One For Whitney
Everyone is so sad about the death of Whitney Houston. And naturally people are focused on her daughter. But did you know...
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Westminster: Where Mutts Get No Respect
Hey, it’s Ralph here, reporting in from Madison Square Garden. Looks like the folks running Westminster show are losing touch with reality!...
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Ralph says, “Show some love on Valentine’s Day!”
Excuse me while I scratch myself behind the ears for a moment. Oh that feels so much better. Today is probably the...
